I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes. That way I wouldn't have to have any goddam stupid useless conversations with anybody. If anybody wanted to tell me something, they'd have to write it on a piece of paper and shove it over to me. They'd get bored as hell doing that after a while, and then I'd be through with having conversations for the rest of my life.
 J. D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye (1951). copy citation

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Author J. D. Salinger
Source The Catcher in the Rye
Topic stupidity deafness conversation
Date 1951
Language English
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