“ FUTURE, n. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured. ”
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary (1906). copy citation
Author | Ambrose Bierce |
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Source | The Devil's Dictionary |
Topic | future hope wish |
Date | 1906 |
Language | English |
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Weblink | http://www.gutenberg.org/files/972/972-h/972-h.htm |
Context
“A pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker, and strengthen our grief by an expenditure that deepens our groans and doubles our tears.
The savage dies—they sacrifice a horse To bear to happy hunting-grounds the corse. Our friends expire—we make the money fly In hope their souls will chase it to the sky.
Jex Wopley FUTURE, n. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.
g GALLOWS, n. A stage for the performance of miracle plays, in which the leading actor is translated to heaven. In this country the gallows is chiefly remarkable for the number of persons who escape it.” source
The savage dies—they sacrifice a horse To bear to happy hunting-grounds the corse. Our friends expire—we make the money fly In hope their souls will chase it to the sky.
Jex Wopley FUTURE, n. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.
g GALLOWS, n. A stage for the performance of miracle plays, in which the leading actor is translated to heaven. In this country the gallows is chiefly remarkable for the number of persons who escape it.” source