“Who'd think this gorgeous creature's only virtue Is that in battle he will never hurt you?
Hannibal Hunsiker VIRTUES, n.pl. Certain abstentions.
VITUPERATION, n. Satire, as understood by dunces and all such as suffer from an impediment in their wit. VOTE, n. The instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
w W (double U) has, of all the letters in our alphabet, the only cumbrous name, the names of the others being monosyllabic. This advantage of the Roman alphabet over the Grecian is the more valued after audibly spelling out some simple Greek word, like epixoriambikos.”