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Getting Even quotes

Woody Allen

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“If man were immortal, do you realize what his meat bills would be?” Woody Allen, Getting Even
“It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies.” Woody Allen, Getting Even
“Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.” Woody Allen, Getting Even
“Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?” Woody Allen, Getting Even
“That is, what can we be sure we know, or sure that we know we knew it, if indeed it is at all knowable. Or have we simply forgotten it and are too embarrassed to say anything?” Woody Allen, Getting Even
“Morale still seems reasonably high and, while the desertion rate has risen, it is still limited to those who can walk.” Woody Allen, Getting Even
“It is impossible to experience one’s own death objectively and still carry a tune.” Woody Allen, Getting Even
“Students achieving oneness will move ahead to twoness.” Woody Allen, Getting Even
“The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God’s mind—a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you’ve just made a down payment on a house.” Woody Allen, Getting Even
“Can we actually “know” the universe? My God, it’s hard enough finding your way around in Chinatown.” Woody Allen, Getting Even

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