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Robin Williams quotes

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“Some men are born great, some achieve greatness, some get it as a graduation gift.” Robin Williams, Robin Williams Live On Broadway
“And people say to me Jesus wasn't Jewish... of course he was Jewish! Thirty years old, single, living at home with his parents, come on. Working in his father's business, his mother thought he was God's gift, he's Jewish! Give it up! ” Robin Williams, Robin Williams Live On Broadway
“We still have great comedy out there. There's always rambling Joe Biden.” Robin Williams, Weapons of Self Destruction
“And then you realize that God gave you a penis and a brain. And only enough blood to run one at a time.” Robin Williams, Robin Williams Live On Broadway
“And I went to rehab in wine country just to keep my options open.” Robin Williams, Weapons of Self Destruction
“When I was growing up they used to say, 'Robin, drugs can kill you.' And now that I'm 58, my doctor's going, 'Robin, you need drugs to live.'” Robin Williams, Weapons of Self Destruction
“Dock Ellis pitched a no-hitter on L.S.D. Those who have taken L.S.D, tell the others how hard that might be.” Robin Williams, Weapons of Self Destruction
“And I was on this German talk show and this woman said to me, she said, "Mr. Williams, why do you think there's not so much comedy in Germany?" And I said, "did you ever think you killed, all the funny people?"” Robin Williams, Weapons of Self Destruction
“And some people say, "Robin, I'm a functioning alcoholic." You can be one. It's like being a paraplegic lap dancer. You can do it, just not as well as the others really.” Robin Williams, Weapons of Self Destruction
“In the midst of all this, there was Bernie Madoff. An embezzler named "made-off." Hmm. Yes. Was the name not a clue? Did he have to be with the accounting firm of Dewy, Fuckyou & Howe?” Robin Williams, Weapons of Self Destruction
“If ya want a linguistic adventure, go drinkin' with a Scotsman. 'Cause ya couldn't fucking understand them before...” Robin Williams, Robin Williams Live On Broadway
“Canada's like a loft apartment over a really great party.” Robin Williams, Robin Williams Live On Broadway
“My favorite athletes of any Olympics are always the African distance runners. You never have to drug-test an African distance runner.” Robin Williams, Weapons of Self Destruction
“You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the South? Nothing. Someone's losing their trailer, number one.” Robin Williams, Weapons of Self Destruction

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Weapons of Self Destruction (9)
Robin Williams Live On Broadway (5)