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Woody Allen

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“Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought—particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.” Woody Allen, Side Effects
“More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.” Woody Allen, Side Effects
“No thanks, I already own a penguin.” Woody Allen, Side Effects
“UFOs are back in the news, and it is high time we took a serious look at this phenomenon. (Actually, the time is ten past eight, so not only are we a few minutes late but I'm hungry).” Woody Allen, Side Effects
“Cloquet hated reality but realized it was still the only place to get a good steak.” Woody Allen, Side Effects
“It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.” Woody Allen, Side Effects
“True, it has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a man of eighty is left in a room with two eighteen-year-old cocktail waitresses nothing happens.” Woody Allen, Side Effects
“God is silent . . . now if we can only get Man to shut up.” Woody Allen, Side Effects
“The Government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under five-seven, it is impossible to get your Congressman on the phone.” Woody Allen, Side Effects
“It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better, Cloquet thought, while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.” Woody Allen, Side Effects
“Put in its simplest form, the problem is: How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world given my waist and shirt size?” Woody Allen, Side Effects

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