Earl Hurd,
Bobby Bumps Helps Out a Book Agent
(1916)
“ WANTA BUY A BOOK? !-!-!??☆!-!-@-!! "This gentleman wants to buy a book." Fido has a scheme! "Now you sit there 'till I tell you to move." "Just for that Fido I'll let you go skating with me." YES, BUT WHERE'S MY SKATES? LOOK OUT HONEY, CHILE! LOOK OUT FO' WOT, MAMMY? NEVER AGAIN! WILL I GET ON ANOTHER SKATE! ”

