Ashley Sterne

“ Do you mean to tell me that I the should be expected to arrest a man of infinitely superior physique to my own with no other weapons than one armlet, one whistle, one truncheon and one notebook? Surely I should be allowed to run for the Mayor and get him to read the Riot Act? ”

“ I thought you said 'quadrille.’ But I know the turns. Right turn, I turn to the right; left turn, I turn to the left; about turn, I just just about, but not quite; form fours, I form—excuse me, but how does one man form fours? ”