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Portrait of B. M. Bower B. M. Bower Chip, of the Flying U — VII. Love and a Stomach Pump (1906)

If he ever fell in love with a girl—which the Lord forbid—he’d take mighty good care she didn’t get time to make dimples and smiles for some other fellow to go to heaven looking at.
There, that was her, laughing like she always laughed—it reminded him of pines nodding in a canyon and looking wise and whispering things they’d seen and heard before you were born, and of water falling over rocks, somehow. Queer, maybe—but it did. He wondered if Dick Brown had been trying to say something funny. He didn’t see, for the life of him, how the Little Doctor could laugh at that little imitation man.
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Portrait of B. M. Bower B. M. Bower Chip, of the Flying U — VII. Love and a Stomach Pump (1906)

The Little Doctor bent her head and lowered her voice to a confidential undertone which caught at Chip’s blood and set it leaping.
“I want you to come and help me turn my drug store around with its face to the wall. All the later editions of Denson, Pilgreen and Beckman have taken possession of my office—and as the Countess says: ‘Them Beckman kids is holy terrors—an’ it’s savin’ the rod an’ spoilin’ the kid that makes ’em so!’”
Chip laughed outright. “The Denson kids are a heap worse, if she only knew it,” he said, and followed her willingly.
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Portrait of B. M. Bower B. M. Bower Chip, of the Flying U — VII. Love and a Stomach Pump (1906)

Weary turned his belathered face sweetly upon Jack. “Getting in a hurry, Jacky? Your girl won’t be there, and nobody else’s girl is going to have time to see whether you shaved to-day or last Christmas. You don’t want to worry so much about your looks, none of you. I hate to say it, but you act vain, all of you kids. Honest, I’m ashamed. Look at that gaudy countenance Happy’s got on—and his necktie’s most as bad.” He stropped his razor with exasperating nicety, stopping now and then to test its edge upon a hair from his own brown head.
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