Charles Dana Gibson

“ THE SHORE IS LINED WITH WRECKS.
WHEN HE ONCE GOES OUT IT IS HARD TO GET HIM BACK.
She: The majority of men are heroes? I don’t believe it.
He: The statistics bear it out. Less than half are bachelors. ”

“ GULLEM AT THE ADVICE OF HIS PHYSICIAN TAKES OUT-OF-DOOR EXERCISE.
Elderly Suitor (sarcastically) : How does your kindergarten get on, Miss Black?
Miss Black (sweetly) : Well, it is better than running an old man’s home. ”