Charles Larcom Graves, Odes of Horace, Book 5 — Ode III (1921)
“ HOW unhappy (though unmarried) is an uncle who, bereft Of the solace of the wine-cup, is continually left At the mercy of an energetic niece. Neobule is unfailing in attendance at the Games, Imperturbably regardless of the Muses or their claims And relentless in denying me release. Her equipment is amphibious: she can swim a mile or more ”
