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Portrait of F. Anstey F. Anstey Vice Versa — 1. Black Monday (1882)

What do you do it for? Why can't you learn to sit at table like a gentleman?'
Dick mumbled some apology, and then, having found his tongue and remembered his necessities, said, with a nervous catch in his voice, 'Oh, I say, father, will you—can you let me have some pocket-money, please, to go back with?'
Mr. Bultitude looked as if his son had petitioned for a latch-key.
'Pocket-money!' he repeated, 'why, you can't want money. Didn't your grandmother give you a sovereign as a Christmas-box? And I gave you ten shillings myself!'
'I do want it, though,' said Dick; 'that's all spent.
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Portrait of F. Anstey F. Anstey Vice Versa — 1. Black Monday (1882)

Well, holidays can't last for ever—by a merciful decree of Providence, they don't last quite for ever! There, good-bye, good-bye, be a good boy this term, no more scrapes, mind. And now you'd better run away, and put on your coat—you're keeping the cab waiting all this time.'
'No, I'm not,' said Dick, 'Boaler hasn't gone to fetch one yet.'
'Not gone to fetch a cab yet!' cried Paul, with evident alarm, 'why, God bless my soul, what's the man thinking about? You'll lose your train!
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Portrait of F. Anstey F. Anstey Vice Versa — 1. Black Monday (1882)

Gloomy moralists might have informed him that we cannot escape school by simply growing up, and that, even for those who contrive this and make a long holiday of their lives, there comes a time when the days are grudgingly counted to a blacker Monday than ever made a school-boy's heart quake within him.
But then Dick would never have believed them, and the moralists would only have wasted much excellent common sense upon him.
Paul Bultitude's face cleared as he saw his son come in.
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