Frank Banta, The Happy Homicide
“ What else do you need?""Yeah!" agreed the judge, outraged."We need some plain, old-fashioned evidence of a crime," answered the juryman, unperturbed."Old-fashioned?" The fuming prosecutor rejected the heresy, pushing it away from him with both hands. "This is all unscientific now," he warned. "The Very Complicated Monstrous Proximilator machine—especially the new model with the forty-three meters which replaces the old thirty-nine meter machine—is the ne plus ultra of justice!""Oh, no, it isn't," dissented the foreman. "Did your evidence place the deadly weapon in the defendant's hand? ”
