George W. Bush

“ Pumpkin will be the honorary Grand Marshal of Disneyland's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Together these birds will gobble the rest of their days in "The Happiest Place on Earth." I just hope they stay humble there.
This is my final Thanksgiving as the President.
Over the past eight years, I have been given many reasons to be thankful. I’m thankful to our men and women in uniform, and I am incredibly proud to have been their Commander-in-Chief.
I am thankful for the armies of compassion; volunteers who feed the hungry and shelter the poor ”

“ Most of all, I thank the American people for the tremendous privilege of serving as the President. In recent weeks I’ve talked about sprinting to the finish, yet I’ve assured these turkeys they will not be trotting to their finish. ”