Herman Melville

“ Pray, captain, how much do you generally pay a handsome young fellow like this?”
“Well,” said the captain, looking grave and profound, “we are not so particular about beauty, and we never give more than three dollars to a green lad like Wellingborough here, that’s your name, my boy? ”

“ And thus, by his ill-advised, but well-meaning hints concerning the respectability of my paternity, and the immense wealth of my relations, did this really honest-hearted but foolish friend of mine, prevent me from getting three dollars in advance, which I greatly needed. However, I said nothing, though I thought the more; and particularly, how that it would have been much better for me, to have gone on board alone, accosted the captain on my own account, and told him the plain truth. Poor people make a very poor business of it when they try to seem rich. ”

“ I know all about that, sir; my father has crossed the ocean, if I haven’t.”
“Yes,” cried my friend, “his father, a gentleman of one of the first families in America, crossed the Atlantic several times on important business.”
“Embassador extraordinary?” said the captain, looking funny again.
“Oh! no, he was a wealthy merchant.”
“Ah! indeed;” said the captain, looking grave and bland again, “then this fine lad is the son of a gentleman?” ”