Johnston McCulley, Carden, Crook Comedian — 6. Marter on the Trail (1920)
“ Joe Carden grinned. Nifty Burke was hopeless when it came to a proper regard for the English language, and the crook comedian knew it. Burke hurried away with the letters, and Joe Carden paced the floor of his living room puffing at a cigarette, and began planning things to be done after the affair of the Chinese vase was closed. He told himself that he was a peculiar sort of crook, since the robbery of honest men did not appeal to him. He was trying to justify his mode of life. “I don’t steal from honest men, and I wouldn’t steal from a genuine crook,” he declared to himself. ”
