Keith Laumer

Summary

Keith Laumer A Bad Day for Vermin

Heads turned at the clump of feet coming down the side aisle; a heavy-torsoed man of middle age, bald, wearing a khaki shirt and trousers and rimless glasses and with a dark leather holster slapping his hip at each step, cleared the end of the front row of seats, planted himself, feet apart, yanked a heavy nickel-plated .44 revolver from the holster, took aim and fired five shots into the body of the Fianna at a range of ten feet.
The violet form whipped convulsively, writhed from the bench to the floor with a sound like a wet fire hose being dropped, uttered a gasping twitter, and lay still.
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Keith Laumer A Bad Day for Vermin

The judge thrust out his lower lip. "Well, let's see," he began. "Technically—"
"Good Lord!" someone blurted. "You mean the laws on murder don't define what constitutes—I mean, what—"
"What a humern is?" Stump snorted. "Whatever it says, it sure-bob don't include no purple worms. That's a varmint, pure and simple. Ain't no different killin' it than any other critter."
"Then, by God, we'll get him for malicious damage," a man called. "Or hunting without a license—out of season!"
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Keith Laumer A Bad Day for Vermin

Stump's face was pale, his glasses were gone and one khaki shoulder strap dangled—but what was almost a grin twisted one meaty cheek. He hid his hands behind his back, leaned away from the cuffs. "I don't like that word 'prisoner'. I ast you fer pertection. And better look out who you go throwin' that word 'murder' off at, too. I ain't murdered nobody."
The sheriff blinked, turned to roar, "How's the victim, Doc?"
A small gray head rose from bending over the limp form of the Fianna. "Deader'n a mackerel, Sheriff."
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