Summary

Portrait of Max Beerbohm Max Beerbohm,  A Christmas Garland — The Blessedness of Apple-Pie Beds (1912)

“ And when she would not tell him what these strange beds really were, he chaffed her gently for her coyness. (That wondrous chaff that comes from lovers' lips! Were I a rich merchant, I would "make a corner" in such chaff, more valuable surely than much grain!) When he would have resumed his unfinished fairy-notion, she told him it was her bedtime and left him there whispering her name. Nor was it long afterwards that he and the other grown-ups said good-night to one another.
You see, he was eager to sleep early, that he might dream many things for his Beatrice.
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