Printed for the Society of Vice

“ If a husband came home and found his wife being had by another man, what would he do?
That depends on his disposition.
The Polite husband would beg him not to draw until he'd spent.
The Considerate husband would offer soap, towel, and warm water, as soon as he drew.
The Funny husband would cry "Boh!" and tickle his arse with a feather.
The Good-Natured husband would remark that he liked buttered buns.
The Ceremonious husband would wait for an introduction.
The Just husband would sneer at the size of his balls.
The Modest husband would think his balls looked larger than his own. ”