Ralph Henry Barbour,
The Advantage of Being Amusing
(1902)
“ I murmured, sadly. "I—I'm comparing!" laughed Myra. "Mind you," I went on, judicially, "I do not assert that I am handsomer than Livingstone, judged, that is, by the ordinary standards. But I do say that my features are far more interesting, more—er—unusual, unique. In studying my face you are forever meeting with astounding incongruities, constantly finding new surprises. I say, proudly, that my features are far from commonplace; never once do they descend to the plane of mediocre regularity. My nose and mouth are of entirely different 'schools,' if I may use the term in such a connection ”
