Richard Wallace, F. Richard Jones, and Stan Laurel

“ Forty years a faithful servant—Forty years a crape-hanger——
. . . James Finlayson
Ted Tudor had successfully fought off matrimony for ten years——Napoleon received medals for less——
. . . Carl Miller
"—Stop quarreling with yourself——and bring my pajamas——"
—A scheming young lady who plots to lead Ted Tudor to the altar—
. . . Anita Garvin
—And her mother—who favors getting a rope and dragging him there——
. . . Laura La Varnie
"—Go ahead—call him—He won't appreciate you unless you're a lot of bother——" ”

“ Where Moe Ginsberg squeezes every nickel so hard the buffaloes look like giraffes——
JUNK
"—I want $6 percent on my $2—It's confound interest——"
"—שיוו בה—"
"—A dime!—"
"—Hey there!—"
"—Loonch!—"
"——Who stole my lunch?——"
"—Hello, everybody—"
"——Well—Iss it you have come back to work?——"
"—What!—Me work in this joint?—I've got money!——"
"—A lot of things have happened to me since I saw you last——"
"—I always knew they would——"
"——I got hit by an automobile—And they paid me a thousand dollars damages——"
"—And they took me to a swell hospital—And fed me all I could eat——" ”

“ Mr. Tudor and I are engaged!——"
"—And no little gutter-snipe like you is going to come between us!—"
"—Let me peek—"
"—I threw that little ragmuffin out the window—She was a fraud!——"
"—California—here I come!——"
"—Drive the ladies home, Jerry—And order me a new car tomorrow—"
THE END
This work is in the public domain in the United States because it was published in 1926, before the cutoff of January 1, 1929. ”