T. W. H. Crosland, The Old Man's Bag
“ Then the old man stopped. "What are you singing for?" he said to the old woman. "I feel in such good spirits," the old woman replied. "Oh, you do, do you?" said the old man. "You appear to forget that the red policeman is coming for you." "Oh dear, oh dear," said the old woman. "What a bad memory I have to be sure. Whatever shall I do?" And she burst into tears. "There, there," said the old man, "don't cry. We will give him sixpence when he calls, and ask him to have a piece of bread and butter with jam on it. Then perhaps he will go away." ”
