T. W. H. Crosland

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T. W. H. Crosland The Old Man's Bag

Then the old man stopped.
"What are you singing for?" he said to the old woman.
"I feel in such good spirits," the old woman replied.
"Oh, you do, do you?" said the old man. "You appear to forget that the red policeman is coming for you."
"Oh dear, oh dear," said the old woman. "What a bad memory I have to be sure. Whatever shall I do?" And she burst into tears.
"There, there," said the old man, "don't cry. We will give him sixpence when he calls, and ask him to have a piece of bread and butter with jam on it. Then perhaps he will go away."
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T. W. H. Crosland The Old Man's Bag

So they went back to the bag, and the policeman opened it with great care. Inside he found the roll of butter.
The old man's wife began to cry. "Oh dear, oh dear," she said, "what a pity it is that I sewed up that hole."
"Why?" asked the red policeman.
"Because if I had not sewn up the hole the butter might have got out, like my husband's hen."
"You are a very foolish old woman," said the policeman. "Do you not know that a roll of butter cannot walk like a hen?"
"You are a very foolish old woman."
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T. W. H. Crosland The Old Man's Bag

He felt very angry indeed.
"I must try not to make mistakes," he said, "sometimes they bring one into fearful trouble. As my suit is spoilt I think I will give up being a policeman. A policeman without a suit is no good at all."
So he went to bed and had hot bricks to his feet and a mustard plaster on his chest, and sent for the tailor to measure him for a new suit of clothes.
When the tailor came the policeman said to him, "I am quite tired of being a policeman, and I think I should now like to be a soldier.
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