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Portrait of Thomas Dekker Thomas Dekker The Bachelers Banquet — The humor of a young wife new married

IT is the naturall inclination of a young gallant, in the pleasant prime, and flower of his florishing youth, being fresh, lusty, iocond, to take no other care, but to imploy his mony to buy gay presents for pretty Lasses, to frame his gréen wits in penning loue ditties, his voice to sing them sweetly, his wandring eyes to gaze one the fairest dames, and his wanton thoughts to plot meanes for the speedy accomplishment of his wished desires, according to the compasse of his estate.
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Portrait of Thomas Dekker Thomas Dekker The Bachelers Banquet — The humor of a young wife new married

But you knowe our estate, we must doe as we may, & not as we would, yet be of good cheare, and turne to me, and I will straine my selfe to please you, in this or any other thing. Nay for Gods sake let me alone, I haue no mind on such matters, and if you had no more desire therto then I, I promise you, you wou'd neuer tuch me. No wife (saith he) hoping so with a iest to make hee mery, by my honestie I sweare, I verily thinke that if I were dead, you would not be long without another husband.
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Portrait of Thomas Dekker Thomas Dekker The Bachelers Banquet — The humor of a young wife new married

But when night comes, and they againe both in bed, laying her selfe sullenly downe, and continuing still silent, the good man harkens whether she sléep or no, feeles if she be wel couered or not, he softly plucks vp the cloaths vpon her, lapping her warme, being dubble diligent to please her ying all this while winking, noting his kindnes and carefulnes towards her, séemes on a suddaine to awake from a sound sléepe, gruntling and Section of illegible textssing under the shéets, giuing him occasion thereby thus to begin.
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