Summary

Watty's wedding, or, The old maiden's marriage (1817)

Your husband will chide you, and say you are lazy,
⁠And swear that the tea takes the money away:
Perhaps the next morning the Landlord will crave you,
⁠You ne'er wou'd a marry'd had you known the way.
And next, to your comfort, your apron's a-rising,
⁠And you must provide for the crying out;
Blankets, and pins, and tapes must be wanting,
⁠Your clothes must be broken to make baby-clouts;
And nursing and spinning is all your employment,
⁠And twenty things more to do all the day;
This is the fruit of your wedlock enjoyment,
⁠You ne'er wou'd a marry’d had you known the way.
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