by Jerome D. Kern, Meet Her with a Taximeter (1908)
“ SHE: If you wished to get some attractive little pet to yourself for awhile, I suppose you'd choose those canadian canoes? HE: No a boat cramps one's style! If you want to spoon what a bout a big balloon? that's a nice place no doubt, SHE: But if you and she don't in everything agree, There's risk you'd fall out! BOTH: If you really want a place for an undisturbed embrace! [Refrain] Take her in a Taxy that's the thing to do, You can talk in tenderest tone, she's there all alone with you, If you want a charming, stolen interview, Meet her with a Taximeter which takes only two. ”
