by Jerome D. Kern, There's Something Rather Odd About Augustus (1908)
“ He grew some more and he fell in love, And he chose himself a bride; But the morning of their wedding day all her friends took her aside, And said, My dear! Have you seen Augustus? He does look queer, But then you can trust us, Then the blushing bride replied with cheeks aglow, "Well I don't know!" (SPOKEN.) But you are quite right dears. There's something rather odd about Augustus! It almost sets one thinking, Augustus has been Oh! No! He is so nice, he is so kind! But all the same well, never mind, There's something rather odd about Augustus. ”
