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Punch, Volume 147, Issue 3826… (19th and 20th century)

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various contributors Punch, Volume 147, Issue 3826… (19th and 20th century)

Eileen was in no mood for foolish questionings.
"Get up!" she ordered. "I call him Balaam because he's not a proper canary—he's a mule."
"That I am not at all sure," I began hopefully, "that I can countenance the keeping of mules in birdcages! Should the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals get to hear of it, they would certainly———"
"There he is!" interrupted Eileen shrilly as something yellowish flew jerkily across a neighbouring cabbage bed. "That's Balaam! Take the cage, I'll wait here in case he comes back!"
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various contributors Punch, Volume 147, Issue 3826… (19th and 20th century)

When, a dishevelled wreck, I reached my own gateway, I was met in the drive by Eileen.
"IT's all right after all," she remarked cheerfully. "The stupid bird was on the curtain pole all the time. So lucky, because, if he had got out, it would have meant an awful bother. And, I say, is it true that they've caught a German spy down in the village?"
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