Nothing is so ignorant as a man’s left hand, except a lady’s watch.
 Mark Twain, Following the Equator (1897). copy citation

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Author Mark Twain
Source Following the Equator
Topic watch
Date 1897
Language English
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“The savage’s gentle friend, the savage’s noble friend, the only magnanimous and unselfish friend the savage has ever had, was not there with the merciful swift release of his poisoned pudding. There are many humorous things in the world; among them the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.— [See Chapter on Tasmania, post.] CHAPTER XXII. Nothing is so ignorant as a man’s left hand, except a lady’s watch. —Pudd’nhead Wilson’s New Calendar. You notice that Mrs. Praed knows her art. She can place a thing before you so that you can see it. She is not alone in that. Australia is fertile in writers whose books are faithful mirrors of the life of the country and of its history.” source