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Napalm & Silly Putty quotes

George Carlin

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“Most people don't know what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.” George Carlin, Napalm & Silly Putty
“Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music.” George Carlin, Napalm & Silly Putty
“The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.” George Carlin, Napalm & Silly Putty
“Have you ever noticed that when you're drivin', anyone goin' slower than you is an idiot? And anyone goin' faster than you is a maniac?” George Carlin, Napalm & Silly Putty
“You see, I've got this real moron thing I do, it's called 'thinking.' And I guess I'm not a very good American, because I like to form my own opinions; I don't just roll over when I'm told.” George Carlin, Napalm & Silly Putty
“The planet is fine. The people are fucked!” George Carlin, Napalm & Silly Putty
“I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.” George Carlin, Napalm & Silly Putty
“The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.” George Carlin, Napalm & Silly Putty
“The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions.” George Carlin, Napalm & Silly Putty
“People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think.” George Carlin, Napalm & Silly Putty
“Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?” George Carlin, Napalm & Silly Putty

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