“ Jones turned from the window, from which he was observing the bums in the park. "How can you possibly consider such a thing," he blurted, "as to send a penniless, unemployed, dirty, ragged tramp to Ganymede as the United States' Number One emissary?""Jones, perhaps I'd best clarify a point or two for you," General Marcher said in measured tones. "We've been searching the nation over, seeking a man who can fulfill our exacting requirements. We have found that man. There is no doubt in my mind that Mr. Smith possesses the greatest single store of knowledge about this planet and its people. ”
Neil Goble
Biographical details
Neil Goble (1933-1997) published works such as Master of None. These writings evoke Dwindle, Freddy and Willy.
Quotes by Neil Goble
“ What good's an education if you forget what things you know?""That's why I never bothered," Willy agreed. "'Cause I never could remember things so good.""No, Willy. You've got it all wrong. I still know it, I just didn't know I know it.""Aw, Freddy," Willy said unhappily. "You're pullin' my leg again!""Suit yourself," Freddy smiled. "Hold down the bench for me, O.K.? I'll be right back."Willy watched Freddy until he went into the little brick building in the center of the park, and then grabbed Freddy's newspaper and scampered over to Oscar's bench. ”
“ Jones held his head in anguish. "Dwindle, why don't you be a good boy and run along to the snack bar for a coffee break? And bring me some aspirin when you come back." Freddy the Fish, Willy and Oscar Fronk were occupying the same bench, a comradeship made necessary by the overpopulation of the park on such a glorious day. Oscar was surveying the passing girls and scouting for worthwhile cigarette stubs. Willy was admiring a hovering beetle's power of flight, and Freddy was reading a discarded copy of Scientific American. ”
