Andrei Lubensky

“ He tried to remember anything about impact of ducks on the World History but remembered nothing besides the fact that ‘Geese saved Rome’, but the geese are not the ducks?!
"Yes, the geese are not the ducks, and lunatics are not the ducks also," said the Insidious Lunatic who easily read the Hunter's thoughts, "Lunatics are lunatics! We have no any analogues all over the Universe. ”

“ According to Lunatic's Law only that person may be on the Moon who knows perfectly all the History of Lunatics if only in a short account," explained the Learned Lunatic, "Or you will be offered to leave the Moon during twenty–four hours."
"I only dream of it!" said the Hunter, who was tired of being on the Moon, "But how can I do it?"
"It is a question," cut in the Insidious Lunatic, "A person who doesn't want to learn our history and cannot leave the Moon will be give to..." ”

“ He made an inviting gesture and a lunatic looking like a scientist went out of the crowd. Under his arm he carried a thick book on the binding of which was written with silver characters: ‘Short course of True History of Lunatics from antiquity to contemporaneousness which is stated vividly and wittily in twenty–five millions chapters with a supplement of a milliard maps, schemes, and illustrations’. ”