“ All she could do was to take a seat, And let old Pete sink his meat. With a stretching of flesh, and tearing of skin, Old Pete drove the first two feet in. Old Lil screamed and clawed at the grass, And yelled like a panther with a turpentined ass! Lil let out a scream, "I can't take any more!" But Pete pounded away on the smelly old whore. The earth shook and dark came to the sun; Pete's eyes rolled back and he fired off his gun. When the battle was over and the dust had cleared, Over forty acres, Lil's ass was smeared. Gallons of love were spilled out in the street. ”
Quotes from Lil the Whore (Anonymous)
“ Poor, poor Nell The Legend of Pisspot Pete Now gather 'round children and I'll tell a story of old, When men were brave and women were bold. It all started a way out west, To settle the bet of who was best. Now Old Lil fucked everything that crawled or creeped, And piled her victims in a great big heap. There wasn't a man for miles around With a big enough rod to fuck her down. ”
“ Now I want a gal, no two bit whore She must be a good one who knows all the score There's only one woman any good I hear tell She's a hustling chippy a bitch called Nell Now just the sound of that name brought a hush over those walls The only noise in the room was Pete scratching his balls So you want old Nell, said a voice from the door. ”
