Arthur Conan Doyle,
A Duet, with an Occasional Chorus…
(1899)
“ But Maude put on the charming air of displeasure which became her so well.‘We are serious students, sir,’ said she. ‘We want the very hardest poem in the book. I assure you, Frank, that one of your little faults is that you always underrate a woman’s intelligence. Mrs. Hunt Mortimer says that though we may be less original than men, we are more assim - more assmun - ’‘Assimulative.’‘That’s what I say - assimulative. Now, you always talk as if - oh yes, you do! No, you mustn’t! How absurd you are, Frank! Whenever I try to speak seriously to you, you always do that and spoil everything. ”
