Charles Dickens,
The Old Curiosity Shop — Chapter 67
(1841)
“ If I only had him here--''Oh Quilp!' said his wife, 'what's the matter? Who are you angry with?''--I should drown him,' said the dwarf, not heeding her. 'Too easy a death, too short, too quick--but the river runs close at hand. Oh! if I had him here! just to take him to the brink coaxingly and pleasantly,--holding him by the button-hole--joking with him,-- and, with a sudden push, to send him splashing down! Drowning men come to the surface three times they say. ”
