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Daniel O'Rourke's wonderful voyage to the moon… (1850)

If you don’t, my man, I shall just give you a shake, and one slap of my wing, and send you down to the ground, where every bone in your body will be smashed as small as a drop of dew on a cabbage-leaf in the morning. Why, then, I’m in a fine way, said I to myself ever to have come along with the likes of you, and so giving him a hearty curse in Irish, for fear he’d know what I said, I got off his back with a heavy heart, took a hold of the reaping-hook, and saw down upon the moon, and a mighty cold seat it was, I can tell you that.
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Daniel O'Rourke's wonderful voyage to the moon… (1850)

Where shall I get up, please your honour? said Billy.
Why, upon horsebaek, like me, to be sure, said the little man.
Is it after making a fool of me you’d be, said Billy, bidding me get a horeback upon that bit of a rush? May be you want to persuade me that the rush I pulled but a while ago out of the bog over there is a horse?
Up! up! and no words, said the little man, looking very angry; the best horse you ever rode was but a fool to it. So Billy, thinking all this was in joke and fearing to vex his master, straddled across the rush: Borram! Borram! Borram!
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Daniel O'Rourke's wonderful voyage to the moon… (1850)

More is the pity that, through the means of his thinking, and fearing, and caring for nothing, this same Billy MacDaniel fell into bad company; for surely the good people are the worst of all company any one could come across.
It so happened that Billy was going home one clear frosty night not long after Christmas; the moon was round and bright; but although it was as fine a night as heart could wish for, he felt pinched with the cold. By my word, chattered Billy, a drop of good liquor would be no bad thing to keep a man’s soul from freezing in him
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