Summary

Portrait of Gelett Burgess Gelett Burgess The Goop Directory of Juvenile Offenders Famous for their Misdeeds and Serving as a Salutary…

Don't be a Goop!
MARMADUKE ARGYLL
Talking while Eating
A Goop that always makes me smile Is this one: Marmaduke Argyll. His mouth is full from cheek to cheek, Why should he then attempt to speak? It makes me smile, but still, the fact is, It is a most unpleasant practice.
NANCY BEAL
Throwing Away Things
On the sidewalk Nancy Beal Throws her old banana peel; Throws her apple skin and cores, Right in front of people's doors! Isn't that a shocking trick? Ask that Goop to stop it, quick!
MASTER BILDAD
Selfish With Toys
A puppy, when he gets a bone, Will keep it for himself alone.
Source: Gutenberg

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