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Anonymous The Character of a Grumbletonian… (1689)

By his Commending Tenderness of Conscience in others, you'd be almose Tempted to belive he had some such thing himself, -- and indeed who wou'd think any Man wou'd forswear himself by way of Civil Conversation or so, a Hundred times a Day, and yet all o' the sudden Start and Bogle at one single Oath of Allegiance? one would think he own'd a God too when he seems afraid to Invoke his Name to a Lie, or beleiv'd in a Hell, when he says he dares not comply for fear of Damnation.
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Anonymous The Character of a Grumbletonian… (1689)

Shakes Empty Poll very Emphatically -- takes up the Votes, finds fault with one Damn'd Clause or other in 'em, Bites off the corner of 'em, and throws 'em down in Dudgeon agen -- Snatches up the Gazet -- Men of Merit are not Prefer'd -- (ay, there 'tis) here's a Company of I known't who got in, and he has nothing -- not that he'd Act -- no -- not for a World -- he can't accept -- his Conscience -- O -- it Grumbleth most Obstreperously, and there is no quieting of the same.
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Anonymous The Character of a Grumbletonian… (1689)

There's so much Discontent and Ingratitude, and Baseness, mixt with such a Profound Twang of Laziness and Cowardise in the very Constitution of him, that Nature has as perfectly markt him out for Slavery, as it he had great Lips and a Flat Nose --he mainly Resembles the Inhabitants of the Cape -- bring 'em into any Country, Dress 'em and give 'em Food fit for Humane Creatures, they'l do nothing but lie upon the Ground, and Pine themselves to Death for their old belov'd Hogsty, and long as passionately as a Teeming Woman, for a Savoury Mouthful of their old Guts and Garbage.
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