H. Bedford-Jones

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H. Bedford-Jones Little Tomtit (1922)

Crayton glared savagely at him.
"I'll tell you why! Because you've come to China a green cub and are running wild up and down the coast, that's why! You and your poetry and your dashed nonsense—it'll ruin business for the rest of us!"
"Hope so," said Toptit sweetly. "It won't ruin my business, though! You can't make friends among Chinese gentlemen by eulogizing their treasures in verse; I can. You go around buying jewels and paintings and things with money! I buy 'em with money plus poetry, which means a lot more to an impoverished classical scholar."
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H. Bedford-Jones Little Tomtit (1922)

WE WERE in the lounge room or the club, at Tientsin, at the moment.
"Business has nothing to do with romance," observed Toptit sagely, "but the romance of business has a good deal to do with the business of romance, if you get my meaning."
"That," said Crayton, coarsely, "is because you're a poet and a fool, Tomtit!"
A stiff silence followed. The boys discreetly vanished. We all thought that Toptit had been goaded far enough by Crayton, and we secretly hoped there would be a knockdown and a scandal, so that we could kick Crayton out of the club.
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H. Bedford-Jones Little Tomtit (1922)

Today or tomorrow old Wing will receive a polite note suggesting that he sell the Chang Mow screen to Crayton. What can he do? No Chinaman dares to infringe the sovereignty of the Japanese quarter. The mandarin might know exactly where Miss Tsing is held prisoner; he might know exactly where to find her, he might know exactly who carried her away—and what can he do? Just nothing. That's straight goods, Toptit! Japanese magistrates would simply laugh at him. A Jap can walk into our city and shoot me, for instance, then go back to his own quarter—and remain untouched!
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