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Portrait of Hugh Pendexter Hugh Pendexter The Red Book Magazine, Volume 2… (1904)

Once he asked, “Let's see, Joey, what do you call your moderator, or chairman of your society?”
“We always begin by saying, 'Mr. President.' Then, father, we have to turn to the audience and say 'Ladies and gentlemen,'” explained Joseph.
“Jest so. Mr. President. Lord! I guess you can talk as loud as any of 'em, eh?” hinted Philetus, winking one eye slowly.
“Why yes; I can talk all right, if I can think of anything to say.”
“Oh, that'll come, that'll come. Now, Joey, I'm going to town to-morrow. Is there anything I can git that will help you on your debate? Remember, you must git a prize.”
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Portrait of Hugh Pendexter Hugh Pendexter The Red Book Magazine, Volume 2… (1904)

Joseph jumped from climax to climax, arranging his facts and illustrations as a skilful football general would marshall his men. With ponderous energy each conviction was driven home until the question was fairly exhausted. When the delighted audience thought he had finished he stepped forward a step or two and said:
“My friends, mow for a last, a brief and a very humble illustration of how simple circumstances influence a man's life. There was a young man who was to debate for a prize.
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Portrait of Hugh Pendexter Hugh Pendexter The Red Book Magazine, Volume 2… (1904)

Git a prize, sure,” he whispered. “Don't make no noise up here, as it might disturb him.”
Then he tip-toed back to the barn, his rough boots squeaking fearfully on the snow-skimmed ground. As he listened at the door and as Joseph laid unusual stress on “Mr. President,” the old man chuckled with pride and silently slapped his boot-leg. When the boy, sad faced and humble, returned to the kitchen, his mother was undeceived. “It isn't in me, mother. I can talk, but can't think. We can get help outside, or out of books, but in this debate there is nothing ready made.
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