J. Storer Clouston

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J. Storer Clouston The Heliotrope Hat (1910)

His niece seemed struck with an idea.
“Do you know, Uncle, I don't believe he's a real burglar after all! He doesn't seem to me to have brains enough.”
“Not a burglar!” cried Uncle Gregory. “Then what the blazes is he?”
“A lunatic, evidently.”
“Only a lunatic?”
“But, my dear Uncle Gregory, it's just as clever to catch a lunatic as a burglar.”
His face cleared.
“Yes,” he allowed; “it shows the trap will work even on the poorest material. But what shall we do with him?”
“Put him in the coal-cellar overnight and communicate with his relations to-morrow.”
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J. Storer Clouston The Heliotrope Hat (1910)

The voice of the heliotrope hat replied:
“I apologise humbly, Uncle Gregory. Yes, you really have caught one! And, oh, look at his mask! He must be the very worst kind.”
Uncle Gregory chuckled with pleasure.
“A perfect specimen! Simply a beauty! Come all of you and look at him.”
Tony's mild blue eyes, gazing upwards through the holes in his mask, beheld a ring of faces, mostly female, staring down into the chasm. He observed that Kate was no longer wearing the heliotrope hat, but otherwise noted nothing of interest.
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