Oscar Wilde

“ And again God opened the Book of the Life of the Man.
And God said to the Man, `Thy life hath been evil, and the Beauty I have shown thou hast sought for, and the Good I have hidden thou didst pass by. The walls of thy chamber were painted with images, and from the bed of thine abominations thou didst rise up to the sound of flutes. ”

“ And God said to the Man, `Wherefore can I not send thee to Hell, and for what reason?'
`Because in Hell have I always lived,' answered the Man.
And after a space God spake, and said to the Man, `Seeing that I may not send thee into Hell, surely I will send thee unto Heaven. ”