Owen Oliver

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Owen Oliver The Book of the Ass (1912)

I am not falling in love with the merry Alice, and she is not falling in love with me.
One doesn't fall in love very easily at eight-and-thirty, and one doesn't fall in love very easily with eight-and-thirty. If I saw a risk of either, I'd get off at the next port. She is a delightful 'board-ship comrade, but she wouldn't do for a companion on the long journey. Too young, too frivolous, too fond of pleasure.
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Owen Oliver The Book of the Ass (1912)

This is the Book of the Ass—me—Alice Benson.
I propose to enter herein my follies—as many as I find time to write about.
My folly of the moment is attempting to be wise—matrimonially wise. I am not sure that my folly is not wisdom. Let me put the case to you, book.
Suppose that a girl is three-and-twenty, passably good-looking, reasonably intelligent, and horribly poor, a governess to brats—little wretches!
Suppose that she is sick to death of being a dependent, even though her present employers make dependence tolerable. Suppose that she sees no way out of it except marriage.
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