Owen Oliver, The Book of the Ass (1912)
“ I am not falling in love with the merry Alice, and she is not falling in love with me. One doesn't fall in love very easily at eight-and-thirty, and one doesn't fall in love very easily with eight-and-thirty. If I saw a risk of either, I'd get off at the next port. She is a delightful 'board-ship comrade, but she wouldn't do for a companion on the long journey. Too young, too frivolous, too fond of pleasure. ”
