Owen Oliver, Without a Fairy (1922)
“ Betty flew upstairs, carrying some hot water. "Here," she admonished her father, "hurry up, you lazy old thing! Breakfast's nearly ready. Your charming wife and your lovely eldest daughter have been up for hours! Your hot water's in the bathroom. .... Ugh! What a scrubby old chin! You've scratched your beautiful daughter's beautiful face. There ought to be shaving fairies to do it while you're asleep. Why don't you grow a beard?" "Because," her father said, "I look old enough without. I think a business fairy is what is wanted. That rise isn't coming off, Bet." ”
