Raymond S. Spears

Raymond S. Spears

Summary

Portrait of Raymond S. Spears Raymond S. Spears,  Nemesis in Good Humor (1912)

“ It is a magic term. Of ten thousand absconding bank cashiers, only one had ever dreamed of shanty boats—and that one now gazed fondly at the consummation of his dreams. There they were, some reddish brown, some blackish white, some bluish gray, and some just plain tar-paper shacks on driftwood scows. At the borderland of the dream world it is worth while to pause and look ahead with joyous anticipation. Colphete did this, for he was not only humorous but poetic. With fond gaze he viewed the Pittsburgh shanty boat town, which no humorous, poetic absconding bank cashier had ever seen before. ”
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Portrait of Raymond S. Spears Raymond S. Spears,  Nemesis in Good Humor (1912)

“ Not one of all the people in Polefat knew that he was an outdoor man, that he was a rough-and-ready sport. For years and years he had concealed his inmost desires. Never once had the name of the Ohio River passed his lips, never a person knew that he was a constant reader of shanty-boat literature; never a man, woman, or child in all the world dreamed that he had ten thousand newspaper clippings about the Mississippi shanty boats, gleaned from the clipping bureaus under an assumed name! ”
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Portrait of Raymond S. Spears Raymond S. Spears,  Nemesis in Good Humor (1912)

“ If a banker walks through Pittsburgh, with due care and foresight, he would have no trouble in emerging therefrom a genius, a hobo, a manufacturer, a gypsy, or a shanty boater. Colphete elected to emerge a shanty beater, which indicates the discretion and unusual intelligence of the Polefat National Bank’s cashier.
GENERALLY, fugitive bank cashiers leave trails behind them that lead straight to the hotbeds of wickedness. They jump from city to city—from nation to nation with reckless, unintelligent, wide-eyed fear. Nemesis scorns that kind and refuses to have the agony long drawn out.
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