Robert Ervin Howard

“ I says, “How much money would you be satisfied by?” He says, “Anyways a dollar yet.” Oy, Oy, such extravagance, a cheaper missionary they should have. What if the Zulus get educated it goes no money in my pocket yet. Better they could spend some money educating with civilizing these Irish already. You know Zara, it don’t pay none to tell a strange things, so when a big Irishman says to me, “And what moight your name be? (You know, Zara, these couldnt talk English no more like nothing) I thinks, “None of your business that aint any.” ”

“ General Cornskywallis: “We got to sell out or go broke. These Americans are overbuying and underselling us at a profit yet.”
Exeunt
Of course Zara, our ancestors didnt come over until all the Indian and Englishers and varmints was chased out but that dont matter. This country is as much ours as anybody, I guess, and if these natives don’t like it, we can always go back to Europe.
Now Zara, I vill close, send me your love and lots of kisses and that fifty cents which your loafer of a brother owes me yet. ”

“ King Georgestein: “Vot? Is dese a system? Raise the tariff.” (Lord Northsky calls some soldier and they raise it.)
Scene 2: America.
Patrick Henrystein: “Vot kind of a party is diss? Given me reduced prices or a high selling list. ”