Robert W. Service

“ Never his brothers before him
Showed the hint of a stain.”
Hark to the tups and wethers;
Hark to the old gray ram:
“We’re all of us white, but he’s black as night,
And he’ll never be worth a damn.” ”

“ That’s past; when one’s nature’s a cracked one, it’s too jolly hard to mend.
So long as the road is level, so long as I’ve cash to spend.
I’m bound to go to the devil, and it’s all the same in the end. ”

“ Some “hooch” I gave to a siwash brave who swore that he wouldn’t tell.
At least they say that I did it. It’s so in the town report.
All that I can recall is a night of revel and sport,
When I woke with a “head” in the guard-room, and they dragged me sick into court.
And the O. C. said: “You are guilty”, and I said never a word;
For, hang it, you see I couldn’t — I didn’t know what had occurred,
And, under the circumstances, denial would be absurd.
But the one that cooked my bacon was Grubbe, of the City Patrol. ”