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Portrait of Thomas A. Janvier Thomas A. Janvier Beverly's Egg Pedigree and Dating Machine (1907)

Being a man of ample means, my friend was in a position to fill his poultry-yard with a superb collection of fowls of the finest breeds. Naturally, from such blooded stock he expected—both in strain and for breakfast purposes—the best results; and he suffered, therefore, an equally natural disappointment when, in the matter of strain, a most bewildering confusion of races attended his first spring hatching: and when, almost from the time that egg-laying began, he encountered at his breakfast-table a series of the most disagreeable surprises.
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Portrait of Thomas A. Janvier Thomas A. Janvier Beverly's Egg Pedigree and Dating Machine (1907)

By way of completing this very general devastation, the several wooden arms—being set in motion by the dropping of the several eggs into the several poised cups before the catastrophe began—were driven so irresistibly against the several immovable masses of pressed hen that they severally were snapped off short: thereby inducing a sudden stoppage of all the machinery that reacted—by dislocating the connecting-gear—on the hot-air engine and caused it to explode with such violence that what little remained intact of the apparatus was shattered, and the poultry-house was entirely destroyed.
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