Thomas Andrew Lehrer

“ No one will have the endurance
To collect on his insurance,
Lloyd's of London will be loaded when they go.
Oh, we will all fry together when we fry.
We'll be french fried potatoes by and by.
There will be no more misery
When the world is our rotizerie,
Yes, we all will fry together when we fry.
Down by the old maelstrom,
There'll be a storm before the calm.
And we will all bake together when we bake.
There'll be nobody present at the wake.
With complete participation
In that grand incineration,
Nearly three billion hunks of well-done steak. ”