Viktor Pinchuk

“ In Crimea, there is a natural landmark named "Bath of the Youth ". I called the recess with running water in the jungles of Angola "the bath of my own stupidity." When you enter the so-called "fear room" of the Czechoslovak Luna Park, you realize that there is nothing terrible there, but it is still alarming from the expectation of "surprises". I experienced similar emotions while sitting in the "stupidity bath": the water falls down with a crash, and it seems that it is about to take away. ”

“ Everything that ends well is good The local people call themselves a community. On their return, they gathered a veche. The police returned my things to me, listing each item according to the list: nothing was missing. Then they gave the floor to the rescued one, and I thanked those present.
Support group (on the left is a paramedic, in red — guy, who called for help) Someone suggested making a memorable photo. Everyone enthusiastically supported. Like a zombie, on trembling legs, I perched in the center of the frame. ”

“ Widespread mobilization: salvation is just around the corner What happened next is not difficult to guess. The guy thought I was from Angola, a neighboring country. He happily waved back at me. At that moment, it began to dawn on him...
"I'm behind the boat, wait..." he made it clear. Soon, all the residents of the tiny village, including the police, arrived at the scene. ”