Vladimir Putin

“ Where does our money go? Why every year we slide further and further toward a primitive society? Why do we fucking need some innovative center in Skolkovo if we don't have simple fire trucks? Why before we had such people as foresters who would warn firefighters about fires and didn't allow those fires to affect villages? I don't want a telephone in the village, I want fire ponds and my rynda back, give me my rynda, damn it, and dig me a pond, I'll take care of it myself and will fill it with water if a local administration doesn't want to do it. ”

“ Exempt me from taxes or simply remove the deductions into pension fund, I wouldn't make it to pension either, living such a life, but for these money I'd buy a fire truck for three villages and would sleep easily, knowing that nobody would take it away from my people, my village neighbours because it, a bitch, would be ours and we would kill for it if necessary. If you, misters officials and deputies, don't fucking care about us, then we don't fucking care about ourselves and our neighbours, remove your shitty laws, let us live the way we want and we want live happily and well. ”

“ In [my] village under douchebag communists – who are being denounced by everyone now – there were three fire ponds, rynda that people would ring in case of fire and – oh, miracle – fire truck, one for three villages, but at least there was a fire truck. And then misters democrats came and that's when a fuck-up started. They leveled the fire ponds with the ground and sold that ground for construction projects. ”